高考创意答案

<p style="line-height: 18pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体;" lang="ZH-CN">高考完后又是中考，考题千奇百怪，答卷也五花八门。真佩服现在的学生啊，思维跳脱，天马行空！看一组语文试卷中的填空题吧</span><font face="MingLiU"><span style="" lang="EN-US">——</span><span style="" lang="EN-US"></span></font></font></p>
<p style="line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim';" lang="EN-US">1</span><span style="font-family: 宋体;" lang="ZH-CN">、＿＿＿＿＿，为伊消得人憔悴</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim';" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p style="line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：宽衣解带终不悔</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim';" lang="ZH-CN"> </span><span style="font-family: 宋体;" lang="ZH-CN">（正解为</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim';" lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体;" lang="ZH-CN">衣带渐宽终不悔</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim';" lang="EN-US">”</span><span style="font-family: 宋体;" lang="ZH-CN">，该同学思想有问题)</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim';" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p style="line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">2</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、问渠哪得清如许，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: 'New Gulim';" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：心中自有清泉在（正解为</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">唯有源头活水来</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">”</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">，不过该答案还是和水粘了点边）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">3</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、何当共剪西窗烛，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：夫妻对坐到天明（语<st1:personname productid="文" w:st="on">文</st1:personname>老师阅卷时笑晕，后在课堂时说此事，又晕！正解为</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">却话巴山夜雨时</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">”</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">4</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、蚍蜉撼大树，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：一动也不动（正解为</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">可笑不自量</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">”</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">，一动也不动，赫赫，很符合事实啊！）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">5</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、君子成人之美，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：小人夺人所爱（直接晕死）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">6</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、穷则独善其身，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：富则妻妾成群（反映社会现实，可惜正解为：达则兼济天下）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">7</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、＿＿＿＿＿，天下谁人不识君</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：只要貌似萨达姆（关心国家，关心世界）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">8</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、后宫佳丽三千人，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：铁棒也会磨成针（正解为</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">三千宠爱在一身</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">”</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">9</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、身有彩凤双飞翼，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：拔毛凤凰不如鸡；还有个同学答：夫妻双双把家还（正解为</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">心有灵犀一点通</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">”</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">10</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、东边日出西边雨，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：床头打架床尾合；还有个同学答：上错花轿嫁对郎</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">11</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、＿＿＿＿＿，糟糠之妻不下堂</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：结发之夫不上床（语<st1:personname productid="文" w:st="on">文</st1:personname>老师暴怒！）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">12</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、但愿人长久，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：一颗永流传（当时狂笑，现在觉得挺经典的，正解为</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">千里共婵娟</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">”</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">13</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、西塞山前白鹭飞，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：东村河边爬乌龟（对的挺工整的）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">14</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、我劝天公重抖擞，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：天公对我吼三吼（正解为</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">不拘一格降人才</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">”</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">15</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、天生我才必有用，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：关键时刻显神通；又有同学答：老鼠儿子会打洞（办公室的语<st1:personname productid="文" w:st="on">文</st1:personname>老师集体毫无形象的狂笑）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">16</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、天若有情天亦老，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：人不风流枉少年！（正解为</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">月若无恨月长圆</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">”</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">李贺《金铜仙人辞汉歌》　）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">17</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、洛阳亲友如相问，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：请你不要告诉他（正解为</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">一片冰心在玉壶</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">”</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">18</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、期末考试出对联，上联是：英雄宝刀未老</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">初三同学对下联为：老娘丰韵尤存；上联是：良药苦口利于病，同学答：不吃才是大傻B；上联是：人生自古谁无死，同学答：只是死的有先后（结局：家长被老师叫到学校训话</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">……</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">19</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、床前明月光，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：李白睡得香</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">20</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、管中窥豹，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：吓我一跳（哈哈哈！正解为</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">可见一斑</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">”</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">21</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、＿＿＿＿＿，飞入寻常百姓家</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：康佳彩霸电视机</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">22</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、葡萄美酒夜光杯，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：金钱美人一大堆</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">23</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、＿＿＿＿＿，路上行人欲断魂</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">初一学生的杰作：半夜三更鬼敲门</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">24</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、老吾老以及人之老，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：妻吾妻以及人之妻（老师后来评卷时说那个同学特别具有奉献精神，哈哈）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">25</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、想当年，金戈铁马，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：看今朝，死缠烂打（正解为</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">气吞万里如虎</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">”</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">26</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、五年级的一次考试就考到了</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">三个臭皮匠，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">”</span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：臭味都一样（把监考和外面的校长笑翻了）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">27</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、初一的学生对对子：</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">登城白云间,揽山色入怀，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">”</span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：我到酒店去,抱小姐上床（他的语<st1:personname productid="文" w:st="on">文</st1:personname>老师差点当场吐血而亡）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">28</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、两情若是长久时，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：该是两人成婚时</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">29</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、沉舟侧畔千帆过，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：孔雀开屏花样多</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">30</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、书到用时方恨少，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：钱到月底不够花</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">31</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、天若有情天亦老，＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：人若有情死得早（正解为</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">人间正道是沧桑</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">”</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">，毛泽东《解放军占领南京》）</span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">32</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、人生自古谁无死，＿＿＿＿＿同学答：有谁大便不带纸（没有语言了</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">……</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">33</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、有次考李清照的如梦令，</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">知否？知否？＿＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">”</span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">SORRY</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">，</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">I DON’T KNOW……</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">（正解为</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">应是绿肥红瘦</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">”</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">34</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、语文考试，填空里有一首革命诗：</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">为人进出的门紧锁着，＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿，一个声音高喊着：＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿我渴望自由，但人的身躯怎能从狗洞子里爬出</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">……”</span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：为狗爬出的洞也锁着／他妈的，都锁着！</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">35</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、千山万水总是情，＿＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：多给一分行不行（批卷老师批阅：情是情，分是分，多给一分都不行）</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: auto 0cm; line-height: 17pt;"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US">36</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">、问君能有几多愁，＿＿＿＿＿＿</span><span style="font-family: 'New Gulim'; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p>
<font size="3"><span style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0.75pt;" lang="ZH-CN">同学答：恰似一壶二锅头</span></font>

牛~~~