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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore"><FONT face="Times New Roman">1.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></SPAN></B><FONT face="Times New Roman"><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">樹多必有枯枝，人多必有白癡。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn<img src=" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">2.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">君子報仇，三年不晚。小人報仇，一天到晚</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">3.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">醫生叫我行光合作用別熬夜。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">4.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">帥有個屁用！到頭來還不是被卒吃掉。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">5.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">騎白馬的不一定是王子，可能是唐僧；帶翅膀的不一定是天使，也可能是「鳥人」。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">6.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">就算是</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"> Believe </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">中間還是有個</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"> lie</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">7.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">就算是</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"> Friend </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">最後還是會有個</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"> end</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">8.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">就算是</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"> Lover </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">最後還是會</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"> over</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">9.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">就算是</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"> Forget </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">也要先</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"> get </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">才行。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">10.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">就算有個</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"> Wife </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">心裡也要假設</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"> if</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">11.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">壓力始終來自於新台幣。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">12.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">不是隨便一個地球人就可以學會火星話的。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">13.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">樹不要皮，必死無疑。人不要臉，天下無敵。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 22.7pt; TEXT-INDENT: -22.7pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">14.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">『在塞納河畔哭泣』和『在濁水溪旁哭泣』這兩者究竟有什麼不同呢？</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 22.7pt; TEXT-INDENT: -22.7pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">15.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">人生，不過比當歸長一點。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 22.7pt; TEXT-INDENT: -22.7pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">16.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">懷才就像懷孕，時間久了才能讓人看出來。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 22.7pt; TEXT-INDENT: -22.7pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">17.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">客戶是神，因為客戶不是人。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 22.7pt; TEXT-INDENT: -22.7pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">18.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #993300; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">前程四緊就是：手頭緊、眉頭緊、衣服緊、時間緊。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 22.7pt; TEXT-INDENT: -22.7pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">19.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">青春就像衛生紙。看著挺多的，用著用著就不夠了。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 22.7pt; TEXT-INDENT: -22.7pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">20.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">幸福離我們很近，但是我們都忘了靠近。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 22.7pt; TEXT-INDENT: -22.7pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">21.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">能者多勞，疲勞的勞！</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 22.7pt; TEXT-INDENT: -22.7pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">22.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">問君能有幾副肝，恰似一串鞭炮爆不完。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 22.7pt; TEXT-INDENT: -22.7pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">23.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">男人過了五十歲只剩下一張嘴，過了六十歲就只有兩個地方會變硬：肩膀硬跟肝硬。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 22.7pt; TEXT-INDENT: -22.7pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">24.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">福利不是問題，問題是沒福利。錢不是問題，問題是沒錢。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 22.7pt; TEXT-INDENT: -22.7pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">25.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">今日事今日畢，過了今日就不必。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 22.7pt; TEXT-INDENT: -22.7pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">26.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">皮夾裡的發票永遠比鈔票多。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 22.7pt; TEXT-INDENT: -22.7pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">27.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">既然上了賊船，就要做個成功的海盜。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 22.7pt; TEXT-INDENT: -22.7pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB; mso-bidi-font-family: DFKai-SB"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">28.<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB">我不是隨便的人，但我隨便起來不是人。</SPAN></STRONG></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: DFKai-SB"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>