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作者: 茶韵    时间: 2007-9-12 08:35:30     标题: 喝酒

<P>喝酒</P>
<P><BR>喝酒像喝汤,此人上班在工商!<BR>喝酒像喝水,朋友肯定在建委!<BR>人均一瓶不会剩,这帮兄弟是财政!<BR>喝酒不用劝,工作肯定在法院!<BR>举杯一口干,此人必定是公安!<BR>一口能干二两五,这人一定是国土!<BR>喝掉八两都不醉,这人他妈是国税!<BR>一天三顿不喊累,这帮弟兄是地税!<BR>天天醉酒不受伤,老弟八成在镇乡!<BR>起步就能喝一斤,准保是个解放军!<BR>白酒啤酒加红酒,肯定是个一把手!<BR>喝酒啥子都不怕,领导必定在人大!<BR>成天喝酒不叫苦,哥们高就在政府!<BR>一夜喝酒都不歇,老歌任职在政协!<BR>喝酒只准喝茅台,这位领导中央来!<BR>喝酒讲情义,绝对是兄弟!<BR>喝酒不认真,可能是医生!<BR>喝酒教育人,绝对是酒神!<BR>喝酒后耍疯,可能是民工!<BR>酒后不怕人,哥们儿肯定在装神 </P>
作者: 阿谢    时间: 2007-9-12 08:50:51

还真是观察入微,总结精辟!:j
作者: 冷月清心    时间: 2007-9-12 09:37:33

半斤酒,漱漱口。。。我。。。
作者: 阿林    时间: 2007-9-13 08:55:05

喝酒知茶韵

嘻嘻~~~
作者: 麦莎    时间: 2007-9-13 13:45:01

喝酒==品茶
作者: 沽月    时间: 2007-9-13 13:57:51

<P>喝酒</P>
<P>唱歌 。。。。。。。。。</P>
作者: 花开指尖    时间: 2007-9-13 16:00:34

喝酒==献花
谢茶韵:)):f :f :f
作者: 素心月    时间: 2007-9-13 16:45:53

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原帖由 <I>麦莎</I> 于 2007-9-13 13:45 发表 <A href="http://www.ingso.net/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=13671&amp;ptid=2468" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.ingso.net/images/common/back.gif');}" alt="" src="http://www.ingso.net/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 喝酒==品茶
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原帖由 <I>花开指尖</I> 于 2007-9-13 16:00 发表 <A href="http://www.ingso.net/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=13707&amp;ptid=2468" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.ingso.net/images/common/back.gif');}" alt="" src="http://www.ingso.net/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 喝酒==献花谢茶韵:))<IMG alt="" src="http://www.ingso.net/images/smilies/em23.gif" border=0 smilieid="53"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.ingso.net/images/smilies/em23.gif" border=0 smilieid="53"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.ingso.net/images/smilies/em23.gif" border=0 smilieid="53">
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<P>喝酒知茶韵</P>
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<P>献花嗅麦香</P>
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